musings of a weepy ho. additional consumption-related musings can be found hereTumblr (3.0; @tricawhat)http://ohmyjeez.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuub9z4qdO1qznprso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>not my dog, but still super cute.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/288719007http://ohmyjeez.com/post/288719007Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:51:34 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="329" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a2505951cf61ada011cfd284be60042" /><embed src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="id=8a2505951cf61ada011cfd284be60042" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="329"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i seriously can’t stop watching this. i’m not even that big a fan of family guy.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/255423651http://ohmyjeez.com/post/255423651Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:19:45 -0800i’ve been using the restroom a lot at work. seriously, i will go around 5 times a day, maybe...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/238831288http://ohmyjeez.com/post/238831288Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:29:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqvf8mD0Lo1qznprso1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>why am i so short?</p> <p>i’ve been making great progress in terms of height. i’ve grown an inch since last year, which is really surprising because i figured i had stopped growing by now…you know, with menopause arriving early and all that jazz.</p> <p>ok, i’m JOKING about the menopause, but not joking about getting taller. that shit is ridiculous.</p> <p>also, this picture is a screenshot taken from our quarterly company newsletter. SO CHEESY. they gave us a shitload of company shirts. right now i’m wearing an american apparel long sleeve knit shirt, style# 2007. yep, once you remember these things, you never forget. they took the picture twice because the photographer said i wasn’t smiling. SORRY I’M NOT SMILING, I AM JADED BY HOW SHORT I AM. JADED WITH MYSELF. SORRY.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/202337295http://ohmyjeez.com/post/202337295Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:00:21 -0700(Eileen and I are sharing a bed at a hotel with NO a/c) Me: It's so hot in here! I can't sleep. I...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/181049945http://ohmyjeez.com/post/181049945Sun, 06 Sep 2009 02:10:11 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FI7REWenmbw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>the entire special was pretty hilarious, but this had to be my favorite part (middle of the clip to the end).</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/171551527http://ohmyjeez.com/post/171551527Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:05:06 -0700man, i miss my cats.http://ohmyjeez.com/post/164068821http://ohmyjeez.com/post/164068821Sun, 16 Aug 2009 01:44:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Xws3jAesBqx3s25s7oblmrSeo1_500.jpg"/><br/> she's so adorable sometimes.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Xws3jAesBqx3s25s7oblmrSeo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/Xws3jAesBqx3s25s7oblmrSeo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/Xws3jAesBqx3s25s7oblmrSeo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>i have a stalker named jack bauer. sometimes i wake up to find her tucked in next to me.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/159061171http://ohmyjeez.com/post/159061171Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:14:00 -0700a couple of weeks ago, i scored an interview with a pretty interesting company. i went and met 5...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/155288687http://ohmyjeez.com/post/155288687Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:42:11 -0700Emails from an Asshole: full of LOLshttp://ohmyjeez.com/post/147408758http://ohmyjeez.com/post/147408758Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:25:11 -0700if i didn’t confess until 5 days from now, THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TAKE THE MONEY FROM...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/126580238http://ohmyjeez.com/post/126580238Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:29:00 -0700apparently, i’m still on AA’s payroll. i confessed and now awaiting for what to do with...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/126555362http://ohmyjeez.com/post/126555362Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:37:43 -0700it creeps me out when people over the hill don’t dress their age. i am not sure what this...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/120723984http://ohmyjeez.com/post/120723984Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:08:04 -0700i already detest this job. multiple reasons: 1) i have to drive more than 1 hour to get here.2) i...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/120009799http://ohmyjeez.com/post/120009799Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:23:00 -0700so kuma died sometime on thursday. i mean, we expected it, but not for him to go like that. he was...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/118886318http://ohmyjeez.com/post/118886318Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:02:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lj-x9ygQEGA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>this is my favorite song in the world!</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/116414738http://ohmyjeez.com/post/116414738Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:59:17 -0700I’m awake at 2am, and I randomly channel-surfed onto E! There’s a show called...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/108552577http://ohmyjeez.com/post/108552577Sat, 16 May 2009 02:10:38 -0700<object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/557634384194" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/557634384194" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A kid in Florida sent this to me and it totally made my day.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/102180269http://ohmyjeez.com/post/102180269Fri, 01 May 2009 00:03:00 -0700FUCK YOU.http://ohmyjeez.com/post/101957211http://ohmyjeez.com/post/101957211Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:04:35 -0700Rowbike: OH MY JEEZ.http://ohmyjeez.com/post/100437513http://ohmyjeez.com/post/100437513Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:50:49 -0700