musings of a weepy ho. additional consumption-related musings can be found hereTumblr (3.0; @tricawhat)http://ohmyjeez.com/i just want to say that kuma is probably the cutest pug in the world. i’m serious. coco comes...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/402304317http://ohmyjeez.com/post/402304317Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:36:45 -0800this is probably my weirdest xmas. i was uber sick these past few days, just sudden exhaustion and i...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/299800522http://ohmyjeez.com/post/299800522Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:31:09 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuub9z4qdO1qznprso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>not my dog, but still super cute.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/288719007http://ohmyjeez.com/post/288719007Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:51:34 -0800with old age supposedly comes grace and wisdom. not in my god damn case. so on saturday, i went to...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/273104922http://ohmyjeez.com/post/273104922Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:57:33 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="329" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a2505951cf61ada011cfd284be60042" /><embed src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="id=8a2505951cf61ada011cfd284be60042" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="329"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i seriously can’t stop watching this. i’m not even that big a fan of family guy.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/255423651http://ohmyjeez.com/post/255423651Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:19:45 -08001) the pug arrives in about 13 hours. TOO EXCITED. 2) i decided to begin using the handicap stall,...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/242301164http://ohmyjeez.com/post/242301164Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:14:00 -0800i’ve been using the restroom a lot at work. seriously, i will go around 5 times a day, maybe...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/238831288http://ohmyjeez.com/post/238831288Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:29:00 -080017 more days until he gets here!!!http://ohmyjeez.com/post/225631877http://ohmyjeez.com/post/225631877Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:27:28 -0700ugh, never buying anything from ticketmaster again! i hate paypal, too. fucking greedy assholes.http://ohmyjeez.com/post/219703148http://ohmyjeez.com/post/219703148Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:41:12 -0700i’ve been working from home this week because i’ve got the flu, and working at home...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/219274574http://ohmyjeez.com/post/219274574Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:07:33 -0700i’ve been reunited with my cats! it’s been great. hopefully it’s a permanent...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/217870891http://ohmyjeez.com/post/217870891Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:55:00 -0700it’s getting cold out there! finally. i don’t even want to finish my nightly cold beer...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/205613511http://ohmyjeez.com/post/205613511Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:03:10 -0700my temp tatts are here! i’m so excited. i don’t know which one i want to put on first!http://ohmyjeez.com/post/203125264http://ohmyjeez.com/post/203125264Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:50:50 -0700i also look STUPID on the company website. WHY WHY WHY?! i am not photogenic at all. also, i am not...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/202341001http://ohmyjeez.com/post/202341001Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:06:19 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqvf8mD0Lo1qznprso1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>why am i so short?</p> <p>i’ve been making great progress in terms of height. i’ve grown an inch since last year, which is really surprising because i figured i had stopped growing by now…you know, with menopause arriving early and all that jazz.</p> <p>ok, i’m JOKING about the menopause, but not joking about getting taller. that shit is ridiculous.</p> <p>also, this picture is a screenshot taken from our quarterly company newsletter. SO CHEESY. they gave us a shitload of company shirts. right now i’m wearing an american apparel long sleeve knit shirt, style# 2007. yep, once you remember these things, you never forget. they took the picture twice because the photographer said i wasn’t smiling. SORRY I’M NOT SMILING, I AM JADED BY HOW SHORT I AM. JADED WITH MYSELF. SORRY.</p>http://ohmyjeez.com/post/202337295http://ohmyjeez.com/post/202337295Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:00:21 -0700i finally put the order in for my temp tatts. i’m really excited! i used this picture as the...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/198975925http://ohmyjeez.com/post/198975925Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:31:13 -0700i like my job a lot, even the people. except for ONE person. i don’t know what her deal is but...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/195958693http://ohmyjeez.com/post/195958693Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:26:24 -0700i’m going to spend $5 a week on the california state lottery. i’m going to win at least...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/186662048http://ohmyjeez.com/post/186662048Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:53:51 -0700gob is seriously the love of my life. he breaks my heart even as he sleeps. SO CUTE. i love him to...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/183475366http://ohmyjeez.com/post/183475366Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:33:00 -0700i’ve been watching a lot of old school hugh laurie stuff for a while now and have finally...http://ohmyjeez.com/post/181631861http://ohmyjeez.com/post/181631861Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:57:30 -0700