OHMYJEEZ.

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Apr 05
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LOLz

Jack Bauer is in heat.

It’s SUPER hilarious.

I’ve never had a female pet before, aside from Abby and Mofo, but those bitches were rodents and they didn’t act up when they were horny.

She’s been rolling around on the floor and meowing and making ALL of us uncomfortable. Gob keeps giving me looks, like, “WTF IS HAPPENING?!”

WHEN CAN I SPAY HER WITHOUT IT COSTING A GRIP?