OHMYJEEZ.

musings of a weepy ho.
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Feb 12
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WHOA

I just had the worst coughing fit.

I ALMOST BLACKED OUT.

And, HAHAHA, the last thing that was on my mind was “I CANNOT BELIEVE THE LAST THING I SAW WAS A VIDEO OF TYLER HILTON COVERING KOL’S ‘USE SOMEBODY.’ QUICK, SWITCH THE YOUTUBE PAGE TO SOMETHING ELSE. SPAGHETTI CAT!”

My heart is still racing.

I HATE MY LIFE.