Lame shizz
So I have insomnia, and as usual, I decided to check out Kanye’s blog to pass the time.
Today I noticed this funny ad on the side:
And you know how I like to show up the Internet. Heck yes, I clicked that button super fast.
They made me watch a lame video and push some buttons to generate this hilarious story, but before I could access my story I had to fill out this form:
Whatever, it’s Old Spice Swagger—they won’t mind if I fudge my name and zip code.
So I clicked the Swaggerize Me button.
And:
WHAT THE FUCK?
MALES ONLY?!
What’s the point of having that “female” button if you’re not going to let females take part in this fuckery?
I DECLARE BULLSHIT, OLD SPICE SWAGGER. FUCK YOU.
I really wanted my fake online article, but now I can’t have it because I don’t have a dick and balls. Wait, what am I complaining about? I don’t have a dick and balls! Yay! :D
