Bear Grylls needs my help!
So I was checking my email just now and saw this VERY IMPORTANT message!:
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OH MY GOD. Bear Grylls needs MY help! I got to get on this shit STAT.
So I clicked it right away to see what was up.
What the fuck? He has his own clothing line? No fucking way. How was I not aware of this before? I was intrigued so I clicked the link.
The survey was actually pretty neat. On the first page, Bear told me he loved me.
He says it like 3 more times throughout the survey.
However, my favorite page has got to be this one:
I can’t wait to get my $20 voucher in the mail. I am going to buy myself some Bear Grylls survival underwear or something. It’s probably so damn useful. You can pee on it and wrap it around your head to keep yourself from dehydrating. You can use it to filter fresh water in a muddy stream. But best of all? You know Bear Grylls has the exact same pair, so you can always feel a slight connection with the man of your dreams.
What a fucking dreamboat.
