I try to be clever...
- me: well i got you a present
- Sandy: uh..
- Sandy: okay...?
- me: it's the gift of life
- Sandy: ...?
- me: i won't take it from you for the rest of the year
- Sandy: wtf
- me: hahaha
- Sandy: it better not be a living creaure
- Sandy: *creature
- Sandy: or some stupid ass game thing
- me: you don't get it!!!!
- Sandy: i don't get it
- me: OMFG
- me: i fucking
- me: i hate you
- Sandy: ?
- Sandy: wthy?
- me: THE GIFT OF LIFE
- Sandy: ??
- me: IT = LIFE
- Sandy: i don't get it?
- Sandy: a baby?
- me: i won't take your life from you!
- Sandy: i don't ge tit?
- me: FUCK YOU
- me: OMG
- Sandy: oh...
- me: you fuckin ruin everything
- Sandy: well that's not really a gift
- me: FUCK OYU
- Sandy: because i don't really want to live
- Sandy: so...??
- Sandy: bye now!
- me: FUCK YOU
