Fuck you, Los Angeles!
Keanu Reeves was going to present a showing of The Matrix at the ArcLight for some special event for the AFI. Tickets went on sale at midnight 9/17 and some fucking turds bought them all by 1am. WHAT THE FUCK? The crazy thing is that tickets are like $25 a pop! That’s kind of expensive just to see a god damn movie we’ve all seen a million times already. And it’s not like Keanu is going to do a god damn Q&A! He’s just going to be like, “Whoa, hey. Here’s this cool movie I starred in and Will Smith must be stabbing himself for passing on it. Enjoy.” and maybe he might be like, “Oh hey, you. Meet you in the alley in like 5 minutes.”
But whatever.
You know what I think?
There is no god.
