OHMYJEEZ.

musings of a weepy ho.
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Jul 15
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Weak.

  • Me: Jackie Warner is looking for another personal assistant.
  • Sandy: Oh really? Are you going to apply?
  • Me: *sadly* No.
  • Sandy: What? Why?
  • Me: It says I have to lift up to 50 lbs.
  • Sandy: Oh.