Oh, Sam!
- Me: I can't believe someone else has my name out there.
- Sam: Well, I think I'm the only Sam G out there.
- Me: Oh yeah? Let's google it!
- GOOGLE: http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=SamanthaGin/gender=f/Samantha-Gin.htm
- Me: HAHAHAHAHA.
- Sam: SOB