OHMYJEEZ.

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May 28
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Damn you, TBS!!!

Just when I was about to get started on doing some work, TBS airs Feeling Minnesota, probably one of the worst Keanu Reeves movies I have ever seen. Vincent D’Onofrio is in it, so you would think it isn’t a complete waste of time. HOWEVER, any positive vibes he and Keanu (an especially beautiful KEANU) bring into this madness, CAMERON DIAZ cancels them out!

I try so hard to like her. She’s adorable, she really is! But if you can imagine a more horrible actor than Keanu Reeves, it would be Cameron Diaz. She’s a cute girl, but there’s something off about her. She’s not hot enough for me to tolerate.

Man, this movie sucks. I don’t even want to watch it anymore. I’ll do it for Keanu! Pube-face Keanu. Why am I such a sucker for this fool?