OHMYJEEZ.

musings of a weepy ho.
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May 20
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This is one of many conversations I have with my dad EVERYDAY

  • Gob: Mew mew mew.
  • Me: Daddy, are you Gob's friend?
  • Dad: Yes.
  • Me: Is Gob your friend?
  • Dad: Yes.
  • Me: How do you know?
  • Dad: He greets me.
  • Me: Well...
  • Gob: Mew mew mew.
  • Me: He told me he hates you.
  • Dad: Well, that's too bad.