OHMYJEEZ.

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May 18
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NOOOOOOOOOO!

I was googling the lady who bought my FOTC tickets when my mom asked me to google her. Then I had the urge to google myself. When I do this, it usually comes up the same results, and they all somewhat refer to me. HOWEVER, today I saw this new one:

http://yihoop.wayn.com/

THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON WITH MY NAME OUT THERE. WHAT THE HELL?

And she’s super Taiwanese. I don’t know why I am so upset about this; perhaps it’s because I always imagined dying, knowing that the only original thing about myself would be my name. I had that much to hold on to, and now it’s gone. What other reasons are there for me to live?

I don’t even know you, but I hate you already. Dream crusher!!!