Shanghai Knights
Why does Jackie Chan speak to his sister in English? HOW DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
But wait, how does Jackie Chan know how to speak English?!
Why is Jackie Chan wearing a wig?!
Did Charlie Chaplin really know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle before he was knighted?
And fucking, TBS! I stayed up this late just so I could catch the part where Owen Wilson screams,
“Roy O’Bannon will not go quietly. You hear that, England? Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather! Your perverted killers! Your Spotted Dick!”
They flippin’ CENSORED spotted dick! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I HATE MY LIFE.
