OHMYJEEZ.

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Nov 12
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a couple of things

1) the pug arrives in about 13 hours. TOO EXCITED.

2) i decided to begin using the handicap stall, and you know what? it’s amazing. seriously. i had major doubts in the beginnng, even created a pros/cons list. well, after a two day test run, i’m convinced. first of all, it’s GIGANTIC, so much rest room real estate! enough space for decor and enough space between stalls. it’s amazing. also, everyone usually makes a beeline for the closest stall near the door so my stall is ALWAYS available. there are also no physically disabled females at work so i’ll never get the side-eye for using it. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE DECIDED TO DO ALL WEEK.

3) PUG!!!!

4) i actually don’t have many things to say. my life is pretty boring and all i ever do is go to work and come home. i also think about work a lot. like even though i have the day off tomorrow, i am probably going to do some work until it’s time to pick up the pug. god, i’m pathetic.

ps: 5) our department is going bowling on tuesday. i am so screwed because i suck at bowling. i think i’m going to bail on this team building event because 1) there’s a girl going that i really don’t like (she seriously tries too hard to be “cool” and breathes super fucking loudly and talks down to everyone) and 2) i see these people every fucking day…why would i want to go somewhere with them AFTER work too? ugh, but my supervisor is probably going to force me to go. last time he made me go on the booze cruise. what an asshole.