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Oct 01
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why am i so short? i’ve been making great progress in terms of height. i’ve grown an inch since last year, which is really surprising because i figured i had stopped growing by now…you know, with menopause arriving early and all that jazz. ok, i’m JOKING about the menopause, but not joking about getting taller. that shit is ridiculous. also, this picture is a screenshot taken from our quarterly company newsletter. SO CHEESY. they gave us a shitload of company shirts. right now i’m wearing an american apparel long sleeve knit shirt, style# 2007. yep, once you remember these things, you never forget. they took the picture twice because the photographer said i wasn’t smiling. SORRY I’M NOT SMILING, I AM JADED BY HOW SHORT I AM. JADED WITH MYSELF. SORRY.

why am i so short?

i’ve been making great progress in terms of height. i’ve grown an inch since last year, which is really surprising because i figured i had stopped growing by now…you know, with menopause arriving early and all that jazz.

ok, i’m JOKING about the menopause, but not joking about getting taller. that shit is ridiculous.

also, this picture is a screenshot taken from our quarterly company newsletter. SO CHEESY. they gave us a shitload of company shirts. right now i’m wearing an american apparel long sleeve knit shirt, style# 2007. yep, once you remember these things, you never forget. they took the picture twice because the photographer said i wasn’t smiling. SORRY I’M NOT SMILING, I AM JADED BY HOW SHORT I AM. JADED WITH MYSELF. SORRY.