OHMYJEEZ.

musings of a weepy ho.
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Sep 06
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  • (Eileen and I are sharing a bed at a hotel with NO a/c)
  • Me: It's so hot in here! I can't sleep. I feel like taking off my pants.
  • Eileen: Then do it.
  • Me: (taking off my pants) Hmm, on second thought, you might rape me. (I pull up my pants again)