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musings of a weepy ho.
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Oct 19
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the flu

i’ve been reunited with my cats! it’s been great. hopefully it’s a permanent situation. jared got the flu and on my way back home, i decided to grab my babies because i figured he would be too sick to take care of them.

when i got home, i got super sick myself. i thought i had the swine flu (which jared swears that he has), but after a ton of sleeping, i feel tons better.

i also threw up on baby cat because she was kneading me too hard when i was feeling kind of nauseous earlier today. it was pretty hilarious, but now she avoids me in fear that i may violate her again. HAHAHA.

awwww, baby cat. i love her as much as i love gob now.

Oct 05
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hace frio

it’s getting cold out there! finally.

i don’t even want to finish my nightly cold beer because it’s way too cold!!!

anyway, today has been a rather long day. i had training scheduled throughout the day, with each session going over an hour. then when i couldn’t take it any more, i decided to leave work only to find that my battery had died because i probably left the lights on. i always figured newer cars automatically shut off the lights after a bit, but i guess my cheap ass jetta hasn’t arrived at that point just yet.

anyway, the car is fine now, i am exhausted, but definitely ready for tomorrow. i’m sure the day will start off strong, but then day 2 of training will wear me down.

also, i really like the temp tatt that i made of gob that’s not in color, but just kind of shaded. the quality of the tattoo was so shitty, so now it’s kind of discolored but i’m totally in love with it. a fluke, but yessss, i’m 70% sure i want this tattoo on my arm. actually, i kind of want multiple tattoos on my arms. not a sleeve, but i do want maybe 1-2 larger pieces. right now i have 2 batman ones on my forearms and as weird and lame as this sound, they look natural.

i am also in love with matt and kim. they’re playing in november for LA Weekly, but i think i’m going to wait for another tour. i’m old enough and i have patience.

my goal for the month is to gain 5 lbs in muscle. my friend recently took a picture of me and seeing my arms really freaked me out. i need to start lifting weights or something. maybe i should start going to that damn gym. it’s free…but it’s in west la, so i’d have to go after work and that would be annoying seeing all those corporate dbags pumping up. actually, i’d be embarrassed to exercise in front of all those people, especially now that my endurance is virtually nonexistant!

anyway, that’s my life. it’s cold and it’s time for my winter clothes finally!

Oct 02
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they’re here!!!

my temp tatts are here! i’m so excited. i don’t know which one i want to put on first!

Oct 01
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ps

i also look STUPID on the company website.

WHY WHY WHY?!

i am not photogenic at all.

also, i am not completely sober right now and am totally aware of it. WHY.

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why am i so short?
i’ve been making great progress in terms of height. i’ve grown an inch since last year, which is really surprising because i figured i had stopped growing by now…you know, with menopause arriving early and all that jazz.
ok, i’m JOKING about the menopause, but not joking about getting taller. that shit is ridiculous.
also, this picture is a screenshot taken from our quarterly company newsletter. SO CHEESY. they gave us a shitload of company shirts. right now i’m wearing an american apparel long sleeve knit shirt, style# 2007. yep, once you remember these things, you never forget. they took the picture twice because the photographer said i wasn’t smiling. SORRY I’M NOT SMILING, I AM JADED BY HOW SHORT I AM. JADED WITH MYSELF. SORRY.

why am i so short?

i’ve been making great progress in terms of height. i’ve grown an inch since last year, which is really surprising because i figured i had stopped growing by now…you know, with menopause arriving early and all that jazz.

ok, i’m JOKING about the menopause, but not joking about getting taller. that shit is ridiculous.

also, this picture is a screenshot taken from our quarterly company newsletter. SO CHEESY. they gave us a shitload of company shirts. right now i’m wearing an american apparel long sleeve knit shirt, style# 2007. yep, once you remember these things, you never forget. they took the picture twice because the photographer said i wasn’t smiling. SORRY I’M NOT SMILING, I AM JADED BY HOW SHORT I AM. JADED WITH MYSELF. SORRY.