July 2009
18 posts
robocop
been listening to a lot of kanye lately, specifically the 808s album. that robocop song is hilarious, especially the end. also been listening to a ton of beyonce from the deluxe edition of the sasha fierce albums. seriously, if you’re going to download her shizz, you need to go deluxe and get all of the bonus tracks. there’s one called hello that cracks me up each time. i don’t...
Jul 30th
not another cat-related post
i’m playing another game that my sibs and i have been trying to finish for 10 years. well, this one, like spyro, we finished, but didn’t get 100%. this one is called tomba! fuck you, tomba. did you know they’re going to make a spyro movie?! WTF…elijah wood and gary oldman are going to be in it. i’ve been watching the youtube clips of the cutscenes from the sypro game...
Jul 29th
sick kitties?
i don’t really know which of my cats has a case of diarrhea, but i suspect jack bauer is the culprit. it’s always annoying when one of the kids has issues, because you can’t really figure out which one it is without isolating them from each other, which is hard to do especially because they flip out whenever you attempt to do it. anyway, i suspect jb because i noticed she’s...
Jul 27th
cat hair
i love gob to pieces, but i hate how he never wants to hang out with me. sometimes he will sit in the same room, but that doesn’t really count. right now he is sitting right next to me on my bed, BUT i believe it’s because the food bowl is empty (it’s 3am) and he knows i am the provider of the kibbles. or i bet there’s something wrong with the litter box (jack...
Jul 25th
Emails from an Asshole →
full of LOLs
Jul 23rd
Travels with Georgie →
burrowing owls are CUTE!
Jul 23rd
shame!
oh darn, i have been missing out on “michael and michael have issues.” i wonder if it’s any good…
Jul 22nd
hp6
very satisfied. tom felton has a lovely physique for suits. i was so envious the entire time, thinking, “if i were a dude, that is how i would like to dress. in suits, like tom felton.” they overdid the loveydovey stuff, but whatevs, i got over it as soon as i saw tom felton in a suit again. very nice. also dan radcliffe is a very short boy. his mom jeans made his legs look super...
Jul 22nd
ze padalecki
just thought ya’ll should know, but jared padalecki’s birthday was yesterday. forgot to mention it, sorry.
Jul 20th
bathroom
i am a terrible painter because the paint always seems to find its way on some part of my body. my sister usually comes away unscathed, but i will be covered head to toe. today, i accidentally tilted my head too much into a wall wet with paint. didn’t even realize it until my mom’s eyeballs popped out of her head when she saw my hair afterwards. don’t worry—the wall is...
Jul 19th
dinobuds!
sometimes i have these “i feel like a 50 year old woman!!!” moments. they used to occur frequently, but not so much lately. nowadays i’ve been having a lot of these “what am i? a 5 year old boy?” moments. i’ve been obsessing over dinosaurs for the past few months, hardcore crushing on predator x. i wish they’d come out with toys or collectible models...
Jul 17th
productivity
i woke up rather early this morning as well, and for some reason decided i wanted to cook. i went to the local fresh ‘n easy and bought random crap. interestingly enough i made something edible for the whole family! i’ve also decided to finish the bathroom project i started in may. this time i have help so it’s a definite go. i’m also going to finish all of the harry...
Jul 16th
sleep
i hate it when i fall asleep way early, and wake up at an egregious hour. today i napped at 6pm and NO ONE WOKE ME UP FOR DINNER. can you feel the love? i always figured that if you lived in a house full of people, at least one person will look out for the frail, sickly one. GUESS NOT IN THIS HOUSE. i know i’m going to be sleepy in a few hours. i have things to do today! i have to paint the...
Jul 14th
spyro
you’re next.
Jul 13th
done
brave fencer musashi—you’re an asshole.
Jul 12th
research
ugh so i applied for some work on thursday, and now i have a phone interview friday. FUCK. ever since i spoke to that recruiter a few months ago, i’ve been really concerned with beginning a career. then a few weeks ago, i concluded that what i want to do is have fun and travel as much as possible. i wanted to temp my way through life, but my parents have put the kibosh on that idea. well,...
Jul 10th
subway
i saw a subway commercial featuring jared and michael phelps. michael phelps is so gross. yes, he’s an amazing athlete, but that face. OUCH.
Jul 10th
sigh
i’ve been having the time of my life these past few weeks. but my parents are forcing me to find work now. i guess there is such a thing as having too much fun. BOO.
Jul 10th