April 2009
9 posts
an open letter to UPS
FUCK YOU.
Rowbike →
OH MY JEEZ.
gaaaah
ZAC EFRON. Me gusta. Mucho.
Before my mom left the room she says to me, “You’ll never marry.”
PS: I’m obviously on my period right now.
i did it
I finally quit my job today.
Literally moments after I did it, Dov called a meeting in his office with the merchandisers, and tried to fire me for the umpteenth time. He didn’t and probably still doesn’t know I quit.
And it isn’t like I am quite moving onto bigger and better things either. I will be unemployed in 2 weeks depending on the gods at Netflix.
In the true spirit of...
FRIDAY
I am about to do something amazing on Friday.
“Look! They bald-headed that woman!”
– Sandy while watching a very sexy episode of House
LOLz
Jack Bauer is in heat.
It’s SUPER hilarious.
I’ve never had a female pet before, aside from Abby and Mofo, but those bitches were rodents and they didn’t act up when they were horny.
She’s been rolling around on the floor and meowing and making ALL of us uncomfortable. Gob keeps giving me looks, like, “WTF IS HAPPENING?!”
WHEN CAN I SPAY HER WITHOUT IT...
