February 2009
20 posts
Feb 26th
day 'n nite
I have that Kid Cudi song stuck in my head. I don’t mind, but I feel like my brain is leaking. So ever since I could taste blood in my mouth when I coughed, I decided that the only way I am going to even slightly win at life is to not care! I was inspired by a network premiere of Idiocracy. People who don’t care as much seem to enjoy life more than people who do. Steps I’ve...
Feb 26th
Feb 24th
ListenWhen Jay-Z says, “Can’t wear skinny...
Feb 24th
iPood
I got one. The classic 120gb one. Umm, I can’t even fill 2gb. I think I should’ve bought a Shuffle. In other news, there’s this AA kid from FL who told me that his mom was dying. It made me really sad to hear that. I’m not sure why.
Feb 23rd
new
I suppose I am poor as I have been writing checks left and right to pay off my educational blunders at least once a week. But then when I balance my checkbooks, a part of me squeals in delight to see that I do get paid enough to either squander my money on shit I don’t need (ie clothes, vacations), or save. Today I choose…SQUANDER! But not on clothing. I want a new iPod....
Feb 23rd
Mystic Pizza
It’s not a romantic comedy. I thought comedy implies something amusing. I was not amused.
Feb 22nd
LAME
I hate Julia Roberts. I really do.
Feb 22nd
oh so hip
I am watching Mystic Pizza now and this is the most boring thing I’ve ever seen. Coming-of-age story, what? Is it Julia Roberts night on the Oxygen network? And why am I watching the Oxygen network? I don’t know why. I was just watching Notting Hill 20 minutes ago and all of a sudden it’s Mystic Pizza. But I guess it’s one of those movies you have to see. LAME.
Feb 22nd
nip/tuck
That shit is crazy!
Feb 18th
i'm a teenybopper
Right now, I’m listening to some noise by this band called The Gris Gris. According to Wikipedia, it’s a psychedelic band. What the fuck is that supposed to even mean?! A few of the songs are enjoyable, but the rest is just PURE NOISE. Is this considered music to stoners/hipsters? Some AA kid that I’m not too sure about (more on this in a second) sent me this album, and...
Feb 16th
WHOA
I just had the worst coughing fit. I ALMOST BLACKED OUT. And, HAHAHA, the last thing that was on my mind was “I CANNOT BELIEVE THE LAST THING I SAW WAS A VIDEO OF TYLER HILTON COVERING KOL’S ‘USE SOMEBODY.’ QUICK, SWITCH THE YOUTUBE PAGE TO SOMETHING ELSE. SPAGHETTI CAT!” My heart is still racing. I HATE MY LIFE.
Feb 12th
i know, i know
I keep threatening to leave town once a year or so, but today I had a really major epiphany. I am a young person! Why do I have this incessant need to be older than I really am? Why must I jump into maturity so quickly? Why?! I will tell you why! MY MOTHER. Every freakin’ step I take forward, I’m always worried about what my mother would think, and it puts me 10 steps back....
Feb 12th
Feb 12th
metamorphosis
So I died yesterday. Really. I had a fever of 104 and did not get out of bed to eat or excrete. I slept the entire day. My parents wanted to rush me to the ER, but I told them to leave me alone. Haha, during my state of delirium, I told them, “I’m in my cocoon! I will be a butterfly tomorrow!” Today I feel tonsĀ  better, but pretty shitty at the same time. The power of...
Feb 11th
I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM STILL WATCHING
Diane Lane is in this. Keanu has no chemistry with her. Wow, awful casting here. I don’t like it when he’s a loser (in this one he’s not an alcoholic, but he’s a gambler down on his luck) in movies, but at least he’s bloat-free. And this movie is just so awful! There’s this one part where he laughs AT the kids. Like HA-HA’s in their faces. I was so...
Feb 7th
“Hey, hey, hey. Can we cool it with the bitches?”
– Keanu Reeves in Hardball
Feb 7th
I'm crazy
I was about ready to go to sleep when I flipped the channel to TBS, only my second favorite station in the whole wide world. Oh what? They’re playing Hardball…at 2am. And who stars in this glorious underdog story? None other than KEANU REEVES. I can’t stop watching. I want to die. It’s like one of the few Keanu flicks I haven’t seen yet. And he looks really good...
Feb 7th
student loans
BANE OF MY EXISTENCE! I’m balancing my checkbook and it makes me so god damn sad! All of my money going to student loans…and the worst part? I DIDN’T EVEN LEARN ANYTHING IN COLLEGE. It’s not like I’m going to go on to do great things because of my college education. Let’s face it, I’m not going to be an economist or put my education to any use in my...
Feb 7th
michael c hall
you is the man today. i <3 you. forever!
Feb 2nd