February 2009
8 posts
When Jay-Z says, “Can’t wear skinny...
Mystic Pizza
It’s not a romantic comedy. I thought comedy implies something amusing.
I was not amused.
LAME
I hate Julia Roberts. I really do.
WHOA
I just had the worst coughing fit.
I ALMOST BLACKED OUT.
And, HAHAHA, the last thing that was on my mind was “I CANNOT BELIEVE THE LAST THING I SAW WAS A VIDEO OF TYLER HILTON COVERING KOL’S ‘USE SOMEBODY.’ QUICK, SWITCH THE YOUTUBE PAGE TO SOMETHING ELSE. SPAGHETTI CAT!”
My heart is still racing.
I HATE MY LIFE.
“Hey, hey, hey. Can we cool it with the bitches?”
– Keanu Reeves in Hardball