January 2009
19 posts
“That was so terrible, it gave me cancer!”
– Calculon
Air Force One
When I was a kid, that movie was amazing and a good time.
But watching it now…late at night…while I’m working…and planning my vacation…it’s so depressing.
So many people died…there’s this one part where an enemy plane fires a missile that Air Force One can’t evade and this one American fighter jet deflects the missile by flying into it. Wow,...
gym
I crashed after I got home from work today (yesterday…) and had all of these epiphanies in my sleep!
I have decided that I am going to focus on myself for the next year or so. I’ve been splitting my time between emotionally abusive people and work, but really never on myself. And when I do finally find some spare time for me, I blow all of my cash on CLOTHES and SHIT I DON’T...
first time
Today (yesterday) I led my first conference call.
Long story short: it was a total shit storm.
I didn’t know how to moderate it properly, and I was so nervous I forgot what I wanted to say and I misheard my boss on the phone and told everyone to hang up when she told me to tell everyone to stay.
OH MY GOD.
Well, there’s next week I guess…fuck.
Our last convo
On the phone...I'm at work
Sandy: Hey, I need to talk to you. It's very important!!!
Me: What? What happened?
Sandy: Where are my pants?!
reviewing and recommending
I have to write a review for one of my employees I supervise. I am having difficulties writing it because 1) I don’t really work with her that closely—I tell her what to do, and she does it, and 2) she’s roommates with my assistant. They’re also best friends. I gave her roommate a really fair and accurate review, but it was full of negative comments. I think it really...
Tired
I must be extremely tired or my period is coming because I am feeling extremely sentimental right now.
Yes, sentimental over watching Kung Fu Hustle. What the fuck right?
I don’t like watching it dubbed. Why do they make them sound like a bunch of fobs? LAME.
When they’re beating people up, I feel like crying.
I DON’T GET IT!!!
All is well
Hahahahaha.
So about an hour later it started to work again and I got my groove on.
I am so freaked out about all of this inventory bullshit. My sister found a white hair today! My youth is slipping away before me.
Today (or I guess it was yesterday night), I was talking on the phone with this guy in Arizona. I found out that he was kind of old for an AA kid—but I still felt older than...
Depressed
My Outlook is fucked up and it seems like the incident is isolated.
Is it bad that I’m totally losing my shit over this?
I’ve been rocking back and forth—no fucking joke.
I want to barf my face off.
Utah!
Yay!
Even though it’s going to be so friggin’ cold!
But so exciting because I haven’t done anything this awesome since…forever.
epic
PS: I have this craaaazy cold. I’ve been sick since last week and I thought the worst of it was over then, but it was pretty bad today.
You know what this means, right?
I’m dying.
the itch
I have an insane urge to go shopping tomorrow.
My mom wants to go to Santa Monica to get a new car tomorrow (or should I say later today…), so that means I need to jet out of work earlier so we can make it to the dealership before it closes shop. And yes, she wants a VW. She says she wants the Jetta, but knowing her she’ll regret it. That woman has been driving SUVs for the last 13...
US Marshalls
I hate this movie.
Why?
Because RDJ dies at the end—because he was a traitorous asshole!
That just makes no sense at all. RDJ? A bad guy? Not in this lifetime.