August 2008
25 posts
And the sex addict, too?!
I cannot believe David Duchovny guested on “SATC” too! Awesome.
And how crazy is it that he’s a sex addict and that he’s aired out his dirty laundry like that with a press release and everything?
Alcohol or drugs wouldn’t be so bizarre, but sex?! But hey, it’s David Duchovny. What would you expect?
I should’ve known. When I was in love with him in the...
Almost done
So I’m on the last season of “SATC” and wow, a pleasant surprise: Michael Showalter guested on the episode where Berger breaks up with Carrie via Post-It.
I actually liked Berger a lot. He was hilarious, and it’s super fitting that he left via Post-It.
In a few hours I might be headed to the LA Zoo or the beach, and then OPEN HOUSES.
There are three places in the Mount...
Soul mates
Yesterday I woke up to a phone call from a 608 area code. I didn’t want to answer but some cosmic force tickled me into it. That cosmic force is named Fatty:
She’s pretty cute, but the first few days were horrible. She had crazy diarrhea and it would get all over her fur. I would have to wash her butt every time she ate! She ended up looking like a weird rat creature. It was...
Nothing is going right
Friends,
It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve cut my hair, and I thought it would have grown out, or I would no longer be shocked and upset and simply accept defeat by now…but neither of those things have happened.
My hair is still really short where it counts and I still hate it.
Also, my period is here. And I missed Radiohead. And Brian is in Wisconsin. And I have this ugly...
b00b
On our way home today:
Eileen: Hey, look at that license plate in front of us.
Me: Why? [pause] Eileen: It says, “Boob.” Heh heh heh.
Pau Gasol is hilarious
I was looking through Getty Images and saw some really hilarious pictures of the Men’s Gold Basketball game. Basketball is so homoerotic.
HAHA, doesn’t it look like they’re engaged in the most uncomfortable hug?
Caught in the act!
Pau: I’m going to fuck you up, little man.
Knowing Pau, he probably missed that shot.
This picture amuses me. It’s like a...
Marathon Watcher
If watching TV was an Olympic sport, I think I would be a serious competitor. I’ve seen most of the “Sex and the City” episodes, but for some reason I decided to rewatch the entire series.
The verdict?
Damn, this show fucking sucks. What did I ever see in this? It’s so silly and a bit retarded sometimes, yet entertaining. PS: I hate Miranda. Watching her is so painful. My...
Oopsie
[While watching the Spain vs US Olympics basketball game]
Me: Yessssss! Sandy: You’re rooting for Spain? Me: Umm, I’m rooting for Pau Gasol. Sandy: He isn’t even on the court… Me: Umm, oopsie.
PS: If you haven’t seen Morganisms yet, you’re totally missing out.
Uh, guess who wrote and sings this song. It blows...
Shut your pedophile mouth!
“Law and Order SVU” is one of my favorite TV shows because it’s gritty and provocative and yet not enough because the suits are comfortable airing this shit on network television. It’s nestled safely in my comfort zone.
Anyway, there are some episodes that just fucking suck because they make you depressed and angry with the lame ass nuances of the legal system. Like this...
WatchThis made me guffaw.
Biking?
I worked 11 hours today.
I’m going to be honest here and say that I’m pretty fucking tired.
I’m looking to buy a bike. I found a cute pink Huffy road bike for $90 on Craigslist. But it’s in Fontana. Gross.
The parking situation at work is horrible, so I’ve decided to take the Metro Rail and ride a bike the rest of the way. Hopefully I won’t get stabbed riding...
I love RDJ!
Serious. Hot damn.
Tropic Thunder was not that great, but RDJ made up for it. That man can do no wrong in my eyes.
He looks so amazing for his age. I actually thinks he looks a lot better now than he did back in the day.
If it weren’t for the fact that he’s married and has a kid—and also that I’m madly in love with SSR, I’d be all over that.
God, I love him.
Day 4
I just want to say (well, I guess a better term would be “remind” because it’s all I’ve been talking about for the last few days) that I hate my hair.
It’s been 4 days and it’s not growing back fast enough.
I swear to you, Hair, I will never cut you again! We will just let you grow as much as you would like. I PROMISE!!!!
FORGIVE ME AND GROW LIKE YOU’VE...
Bad hair
I cut my hair fairly often, and most of the time I come away with a decent experience.
Not today.
What started as a trim turned into the worst haircut I’ve ever received. It’s dangerous having short hair. You close your eyes for one second and before you know it, all of your hair is gone.
I don’t even want to go to work today…
Saw Wall-E and Pineapple Express this...
The News
Okay, so the money issue is settled and I’m working at AA.
I didn’t get everything I wanted, which is OKAY. It’s better than nothing, I guess. Wait, that’s a lie—because I would get more money if I went somewhere else. I am just too lazy and too comfortable with what I have now. I suppose I did sort of get everything I wanted to some degree, and I should be satisfied...
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In motion
I can’t wait to go to work later today…
Hopefully I get some good news. If not, then oh well—I have options.
It’s one of those “first day of the rest of my life” kind of days.
I shall keep you dear readers updated.
PS: It was my dad’s birthday yesterday. I know he reads this thing, so….
SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH. I know I can’t blame my...
Aftershocks
Okay, I’m not on my period anymore and I’m significantly calmer than the state I was in my last entry, BUT I must share a few videos:
This is the official music video for “One Mom Three Dads,” and it’s just evidence of SSR’s greatness. That one part where he is crying while the rest of his friends are mourning maturely—just awesome. I looooove him....
TGIF (picture/word vomit ahead)
I must say that I had a pretty fabulous Friday. We interviewed some people, and one of them was definitely an excellent candidate. He seemed to get it and asked all of the right questions. He also seemed like he would be easy to train, which is always a plus.
I guess the major question on everyone’s mind now is am I quitting or what. Here’s the thing—I let my boss know why I...