August 2008
16 posts
Soul mates
Yesterday I woke up to a phone call from a 608 area code. I didn’t want to answer but some cosmic force tickled me into it. That cosmic force is named Fatty:
She’s pretty cute, but the first few days were horrible. She had crazy diarrhea and it would get all over her fur. I would have to wash her butt every time she ate! She ended up looking like a weird rat creature. It was...
Nothing is going right
Friends,
It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve cut my hair, and I thought it would have grown out, or I would no longer be shocked and upset and simply accept defeat by now…but neither of those things have happened.
My hair is still really short where it counts and I still hate it.
Also, my period is here. And I missed Radiohead. And Brian is in Wisconsin. And I have this ugly...
b00b
On our way home today:
Eileen: Hey, look at that license plate in front of us.
Me: Why? [pause] Eileen: It says, “Boob.” Heh heh heh.
Pau Gasol is hilarious
I was looking through Getty Images and saw some really hilarious pictures of the Men’s Gold Basketball game. Basketball is so homoerotic.
HAHA, doesn’t it look like they’re engaged in the most uncomfortable hug?
Caught in the act!
Pau: I’m going to fuck you up, little man.
Knowing Pau, he probably missed that shot.
This picture amuses me. It’s like a...
Oopsie
[While watching the Spain vs US Olympics basketball game]
Me: Yessssss! Sandy: You’re rooting for Spain? Me: Umm, I’m rooting for Pau Gasol. Sandy: He isn’t even on the court… Me: Umm, oopsie.
PS: If you haven’t seen Morganisms yet, you’re totally missing out.
Uh, guess who wrote and sings this song. It blows...
WatchThis made me guffaw.
I love RDJ!
Serious. Hot damn.
Tropic Thunder was not that great, but RDJ made up for it. That man can do no wrong in my eyes.
He looks so amazing for his age. I actually thinks he looks a lot better now than he did back in the day.
If it weren’t for the fact that he’s married and has a kid—and also that I’m madly in love with SSR, I’d be all over that.
God, I love him.
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Aftershocks
Okay, I’m not on my period anymore and I’m significantly calmer than the state I was in my last entry, BUT I must share a few videos:
This is the official music video for “One Mom Three Dads,” and it’s just evidence of SSR’s greatness. That one part where he is crying while the rest of his friends are mourning maturely—just awesome. I looooove him. I...
TGIF (picture/word vomit ahead)
I must say that I had a pretty fabulous Friday. We interviewed some people, and one of them was definitely an excellent candidate. He seemed to get it and asked all of the right questions. He also seemed like he would be easy to train, which is always a plus.
I guess the major question on everyone’s mind now is am I quitting or what. Here’s the thing—I let my boss know why I...