February 2010
1 post
it's been a while
i just want to say that kuma is probably the cutest pug in the world. i’m serious.
coco comes in at a close second, but it’s only because she’s the tiniest thing in the world. a pug the size of a chihuahua. i’m sure that will change once she starts to grow, but we’ve had her for over a month now and she’s grown like…0.5%. she’s less than 2 lbs. kuma...
December 2009
3 posts
christmas!
this is probably my weirdest xmas. i was uber sick these past few days, just sudden exhaustion and i literally slept for 48 hours, no fucking joke.
it totes explains why i am up at 230 am blogging.
anyway, i received a couple of pretty neat gifts this year. my mom bought me a coach bag that i kind of had my eye on, sandy got me my first tiffany’s gift, and then jared bought me one too. two...
concussed
with old age supposedly comes grace and wisdom. not in my god damn case.
so on saturday, i went to the company holiday party. it was an 80s prom theme and i had a ton of fun surprisingly. i met a ton of people (even a dude that i have a work crush on…and his wife). it appears that kuma #2’s rep precedes me. what a little mofo.
anyway, as the party was ending, our very drunk coo...
November 2009
3 posts
Watchi seriously can’t stop watching this. i’m not even that big a fan of family guy.
a couple of things
1) the pug arrives in about 13 hours. TOO EXCITED.
2) i decided to begin using the handicap stall, and you know what? it’s amazing. seriously. i had major doubts in the beginnng, even created a pros/cons list. well, after a two day test run, i’m convinced. first of all, it’s GIGANTIC, so much rest room real estate! enough space for decor and enough space between stalls....
stall etiquette
i’ve been using the restroom a lot at work. seriously, i will go around 5 times a day, maybe more depending on how much snapple and warm water i’ve consumed.
it’s not like it’s an awesome restroom or anything, but it’s got everything you would need. tampons, pads, cotton balls, disposable emery boards, mouthwash, q-tips, etc. i could go on and on about all of the...
October 2009
8 posts
pug!
17 more days until he gets here!!!
ticketmaster
ugh, never buying anything from ticketmaster again!
i hate paypal, too. fucking greedy assholes.
behind the music
i’ve been working from home this week because i’ve got the flu, and working at home means having the tv on too!
anyway, i used to LOVE 50 cent because i thought he had this amazing story. to be honest, i didn’t really care for his music. rude, but true.well vh1’s behind the music introduced me to this completely new side of 50 cent. okay, so i guess when he was shot 9...
the flu
i’ve been reunited with my cats! it’s been great. hopefully it’s a permanent situation. jared got the flu and on my way back home, i decided to grab my babies because i figured he would be too sick to take care of them.
when i got home, i got super sick myself. i thought i had the swine flu (which jared swears that he has), but after a ton of sleeping, i feel tons better.
i...
hace frio
it’s getting cold out there! finally.
i don’t even want to finish my nightly cold beer because it’s way too cold!!!
anyway, today has been a rather long day. i had training scheduled throughout the day, with each session going over an hour. then when i couldn’t take it any more, i decided to leave work only to find that my battery had died because i probably left the...
they're here!!!
my temp tatts are here! i’m so excited. i don’t know which one i want to put on first!
ps
i also look STUPID on the company website.
WHY WHY WHY?!
i am not photogenic at all.
also, i am not completely sober right now and am totally aware of it. WHY.
September 2009
7 posts
tattoos
i finally put the order in for my temp tatts. i’m really excited!
i used this picture as the original, cropping out everything but his face and some of his body, and then applied some filters to achieve different looks.
it came down to several different variations, but i was able to decide upon two that i am really psyched about. i wanted to add a bow-tie, but my photoshop skills...
a brief update
i like my job a lot, even the people.
except for ONE person.
i don’t know what her deal is but she’s such a bitch to me. today while i was not at work, she wrote this super passive-aggressive email directed towards me and cc’d our team. i am not sure why i deserve that attitude as i am always super nice to her.
she’s always been kind of cold to me from the get-go, but...
lotto
i’m going to spend $5 a week on the california state lottery.
i’m going to win at least $100,000.
hahahahaha.
tired
gob is seriously the love of my life. he breaks my heart even as he sleeps. SO CUTE. i love him to death. thank god for stoned friends who ditch your cat at the airport on accident. jb got to ny safely. gob, on the otherhand, was at lax at the delta ticketing counter. it’s a good thing i didn’t really trust jared’s friend and made sure gob was wearing a tag and all kinds of ID...
jeeves & wooster
i’ve been watching a lot of old school hugh laurie stuff for a while now and have finally wandered onto jeeves & wooster. sandy is a fan of the jeeves series by pg wodehouse and encouraged me to watch the show on youtube. i bought one of his books in minneapolis having no idea that he was such a prolific writer. never finished past the first short story because my cats pissed all over it...
(Eileen and I are sharing a bed at a hotel with NO a/c)
Me: It's so hot in here! I can't sleep. I feel like taking off my pants.
Eileen: Then do it.
Me: (taking off my pants) Hmm, on second thought, you might rape me. (I pull up my pants again)
yo gabba gabba
so three things happened over the past few days that have been driving me crazy with worry:
1) jared wants me to move to ny with him and my cats.
2) i was offered a job in west la with a pretty cool company.
3) my dad was discharged from the hospital and is driving me nuts.
i am debating what to do with my life. i don’t want to stay here because that would mean i have to take care of my...
August 2009
16 posts
that'll do, pig
my dad had his surgery yesterday and it was successful. he’s in the icu now and he seems like he’s going to recover 100%, if not more! i’ve been staying long hours at the hospital, keeping him company and etc. i have never been so exhausted in my life though. yesterday i got back from the hospital around 2am. my mom’s been leaving the same time but getting there earlier. my...
longest day of my life
okay, so maybe i’m being dramatic, but fuck, i had one long ass day.
so my dad recently had a stroke or something and he didn’t know about it. he also has an epidural hematoma and he’s scheduled for surgery tomorrow (later today, 12 hours from now actually). they’re going to drill holes in his skull if there isn’t a giant ass clot. if there is a clot, then...
my new favorite site →
“when gob looks out the window, he seems like he’s looking for a connection...”
– an excerpt from jared’s update from today. broke my heart and made me tear.
swap magic
it’s been so long since i’ve pirated anything that my skills left me. i made so many n00b mistakes today getting a game to play on my ps2 that it cost me more than $25. okay, so maybe i’m being dramatic, but had i remembered NOT to listen to those fucktards on the internet, i would not have gone out to buy a spindle of cheap ass dvd-r’s. i used to know it doesn’t...
back to school?
i may possibly do this very soon, but take photography and production classes. i want to learn about lighting and all that jazz. or apply for a teaching program. sigh, I KNOW, but seriously, desperate times call for desperate measures.
today i grilled another steak dinner. i made my own marinade this time instead of buying a $5 bottle at the market. i used hoisin sauce, rice wine, sesame oil,...
stinky, but mine
man, i miss my cats.
“gob always has this just-caught-him-doing-something-illegal look on his face....”
– jared, kitty keeper
chain of fuckery
next on my finish-old-videogames-you-own kick is that kingdom hearts, chain of memories game for the gameboy. wow, how many years has this been? maybe 5? i am too scared to calculate. well, at least it’s not 10 years like some other games i’ve been playing.
naturally i’ve been playing on the ds, and now my fingers ache like a bitch. i hate this game! i actually hate all portable...
for $10000...
you can hire mib for a speaking engagement: http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/speakers.aspx?name=Michael+Ian+Black
don’t ask why i looked this up. it’s early and i’m waiting to get on a plane. bleh.
weed
sometimes i feel like i’m one of maybe 10 people that i know in my age group that does not care for smoking pot. it just doesn’t do it for me. in fact, i think it mellows me out way too much that i end up falling asleep, or upset with a headache. i don’t get why it’s so amazing, but i guess it’s like asking why people drink alcohol. different vices, same buzz?
...
mib
i wonder how many times i’ve declared my love for mib on this blog?
he’s such an amazing writer. it shames me to admit that i do not own a copy of any of his books.
i was googling, and came across an interesting photo. his wife is like a giant in comparison to him, and he’s 5’11” supposedly. damn all of these tall people. he also needs to update his imdb photo....
the hunt continues
a couple of weeks ago, i scored an interview with a pretty interesting company. i went and met 5 different people. as i was leaving, the dude tells me that they’re considering me for other positions as well, and that he’ll call me in a couple of days.
so after a week and a half, i gave up and moved on. i felt really good about the interviews and was kind of depressed that i...
insomnia
right now i’m watching e!s sexiest pop divas. joel stein is one of the c/d-list comedians doing the commentary, and i love him to death, but MAN, he just said something about mariah carey that made me cringe.
i don’t follow him on twitter (i actually don’t believe in twitter really), but i’ve bookmarked it, and most of his posts are miss.
when i was 15, i remember picking...
July 2009
18 posts
robocop
been listening to a lot of kanye lately, specifically the 808s album.
that robocop song is hilarious, especially the end.
also been listening to a ton of beyonce from the deluxe edition of the sasha fierce albums. seriously, if you’re going to download her shizz, you need to go deluxe and get all of the bonus tracks. there’s one called hello that cracks me up each time. i don’t...
not another cat-related post
i’m playing another game that my sibs and i have been trying to finish for 10 years. well, this one, like spyro, we finished, but didn’t get 100%. this one is called tomba! fuck you, tomba.
did you know they’re going to make a spyro movie?! WTF…elijah wood and gary oldman are going to be in it. i’ve been watching the youtube clips of the cutscenes from the sypro game...
sick kitties?
i don’t really know which of my cats has a case of diarrhea, but i suspect jack bauer is the culprit. it’s always annoying when one of the kids has issues, because you can’t really figure out which one it is without isolating them from each other, which is hard to do especially because they flip out whenever you attempt to do it. anyway, i suspect jb because i noticed she’s...
cat hair
i love gob to pieces, but i hate how he never wants to hang out with me.
sometimes he will sit in the same room, but that doesn’t really count.
right now he is sitting right next to me on my bed, BUT i believe it’s because the food bowl is empty (it’s 3am) and he knows i am the provider of the kibbles. or i bet there’s something wrong with the litter box (jack...
Emails from an Asshole →
full of LOLs
Travels with Georgie →
burrowing owls are CUTE!
shame!
oh darn, i have been missing out on “michael and michael have issues.”
i wonder if it’s any good…
hp6
very satisfied.
tom felton has a lovely physique for suits. i was so envious the entire time, thinking, “if i were a dude, that is how i would like to dress. in suits, like tom felton.”
they overdid the loveydovey stuff, but whatevs, i got over it as soon as i saw tom felton in a suit again. very nice.
also dan radcliffe is a very short boy. his mom jeans made his legs look super...
ze padalecki
just thought ya’ll should know, but jared padalecki’s birthday was yesterday. forgot to mention it, sorry.
bathroom
i am a terrible painter because the paint always seems to find its way on some part of my body. my sister usually comes away unscathed, but i will be covered head to toe. today, i accidentally tilted my head too much into a wall wet with paint. didn’t even realize it until my mom’s eyeballs popped out of her head when she saw my hair afterwards.
don’t worry—the wall is...
dinobuds!
sometimes i have these “i feel like a 50 year old woman!!!” moments. they used to occur frequently, but not so much lately.
nowadays i’ve been having a lot of these “what am i? a 5 year old boy?” moments. i’ve been obsessing over dinosaurs for the past few months, hardcore crushing on predator x. i wish they’d come out with toys or collectible models...
productivity
i woke up rather early this morning as well, and for some reason decided i wanted to cook. i went to the local fresh ‘n easy and bought random crap. interestingly enough i made something edible for the whole family!
i’ve also decided to finish the bathroom project i started in may. this time i have help so it’s a definite go.
i’m also going to finish all of the harry...